THE DICTIONARY OF UNCOMMON TERMS

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These terms were compiled by the wonderful students of Clinton-Massie High School. Some of those wonderful students were Rachel Bosh, Tony Brigano, Michael Colson, Greg Harrison, and Wayne McKay. Well here it is, "The Dictionary of Uncommon Terms"

• abont - of or relating to the answer to the age old question of "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?"
  

• acute - the opposite of ugly
  

• advil - used to hammer things on
  

• AIDS - helpers or assistants
  

• anoid - Domino's Pizza character
  

• aporific - interesting
  

• aquadextorus - possessing the ability to turn the bathroom faucet on and off with your toes
  

• artery - study of fine paintings
  

• bacteria - the back door to a cafeteria
  

• barium - what doctors do when treatment fails
  

• bawrning - one who can play a comb and or a piece of tissue paper with their nose, or refering to one who can play "Stairway to Heaven" with a kazoo
  

• beazztry - of or relating to a barber with bad hair
  

• benign - how old you are after you have been eight for a year
  

• binky - describes one who is of lesser intellect
  

• blub-blub-blub - the act of moving one's finger in a vertical motion across one's lips, creating a bluby sound, this is usually done by adults when a child is present
  

• bobbelish - the act of bobbling
  

• bobo - the act of being a bad lad
  

• boughclotoster - bodacious master of the ancient roman chocolate crowns
  

• bowel - a letter like A, E, I, O, or U
  

• Caesarean Section - a high class neighborhood in Rome
  

• cam - any food that is grown in Mexico which should definately NOT be eaten
  

• Carmenatrophia - one who is obsessed with playing Carmen Sandiego, even though they know that they will never actucally catch Carmen Sandiego
  

• carperpetuation - the act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
  

• cat scan - when one is looking for a kitten
  

• compulst - completely correct
  

• cowpaet - describes the act of an infant falling from its cradle at maximum velocity
  

• crammiñg - spanish for: the growing of a fruit in one's belly button
  

• cuamprehendif - describes one who is appreciative
  

• devious - very meaningful
  

• diaphram - a geometric drawing
  

• diarrhea - a log of daily events
  

• dilate - to live long
  

• diplophat - a type of dive that was popularized by Olympic divers who later pawn their medals in order to support a Beanie Baby collection
  

• disconfect - to sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs
  

• disfixiated - not of the fixated kind
  

• edibah - ghetto slang for "I don't know"
  

• elbonics - the actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater or airplane
  

• electraphaunt - an elephant who is being electrucuted
  

• expurdat - one who knows way too much
  

• fantabulous - describing a condition that is both fantastic and fabulous
  

• farveous - of or in the state of relaxed
  

• fibula - a small lie
  

• fireplais - good; example: thats what fireplais is
  

• fracture - a number less than one
  

• fraine - giving birth
  

• frust - the small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keep backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug
  

• geometrix - something which cannot be maysured
  

• gorvous - one who knows way too little
  

• greghalloweindaye - something tugging at your soul
  

• grenous - describes one moving at a rapid rate
  

• heirloby - the act of cleaning one's ears with a plastic spoon
  

• howsit - gettho slang for "How is it?"
  

• iangerm - the spice that is put on all school food that makes if taste bad
  

• impoffrable - describes something that is not relating to an Atom – atic drawler
  

• impomentable - an educated guess
  

• inserpoogly - the act of adding or subtracting fractions while going down a large hill on a roller coaster
  

• instanding - the act of a tree falling in the woods when there is no one around to hear it
  

• joint - a place or a location
  

• jollerific - describes something or someone that is not only jolly but also terrific
  

• jubulant - a happy place
  

• jugglesned - describes one who is named Ned and juggles spiders named Les
  

• kareior- one who cares a great deal about another
  

• kastaratafus - of or relating to the top layer, often refered to as "skin", on a gelatin mold
  

• lactomangulation - manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side
  

• love moatness - the sickness that results from throwing a loved one in a moat
  

• lubbied - when one's automobile has been properly lubricated
  

• malaria - several stores encolsed in a large building
  

• mamogram - a telegram to one's mother
  

• marconoseeo - playing Marco Polo with a blind man
  

• migrane - not your grain but . . .
  

• mobbling - the act of speaking
  

• mooguicatagia - drinking milk straight from the carton
  

• niferistic - very perky
  

• nitrate - the price of someting in the later hours of the day
  

• oprendish - quite incorrect
  

• pelvis - cousin of Elvis
  

• peppier - the waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper
  

• phonesia - the act of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
  

• pinkrite - being attacked by domestic cats
  

• plunkfully - of or relating to having fun
  

• podulools - a synonym for one's fingers
  

• polygenitis - inflamation of the splababla, which is caused by lack of osmosis and cured only by extensive visits to an electrolysis clinic
  

• postcussion - the stage after, the stage after the stage of precussion
  

• princkinaffle - the act of "taking one for the team"
  

• propapate - a synonym for an overdose
  

• prostimestidcs - the act of destroying skyscrapers to make way for a Big Lots / Odd Lots
  

• protein - agreeing with the opnions of young people
  

• pupkus - the moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
  

• qobedoo - very good
  

• recovery room - upholstery shop
  

• rembroling - of or relating to a person who needs to be shot
  

• schoomshing - of or in the state of being very puzzled
  

• scraunch - in the state of scraunchy
  

• scraunchy - a description for an item that is sour, crunchy, and raunchy
  

• scrooch - a method of moving across the room by dragging one's buttox on the floor
  

• scropanation - the act of removing the different componets that make up saurkraut
  

• scrotch - an itch
  

• seizure - an antient Roman emporer
  

• shaneebpopphopp - when something goes fireplais someone rejoices by saying shaneebpopphopp
  

• similia - the act of rhyming words that sound like HAT
  

• spaminite - one who's job is to check canned meats for quality, taste and freshness
  

• spiffin - of or relating to a very high class truck stop
  

• splababla - any organ between the stomach and the heart
  

• spladabble - when one's paint brush splatters as a result of a dabbling technique
  

• strengebodulousy - stringy like substance
  

• stuating - putting ones hand under ones armpit and making obscene noises with ones mouth
  

• stuperbulous - describes a condition which is far better than stupendous
  

• stuperendous - describes something which is absolutely great
  

• sweyn - the noise that is produced when one's pen comes off of a paper at a perpendicular bisector
  

• syitis - being too good looking for your overly obese spouse
  

• tauttling - describes a slow crawl
  

• telecrastination - the act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away
  

• tenkyos - the act of shaving Santa's beard
  

• tenuious - of or pretaning to being shy
  

• terminal illness - getting sick at an airport
  

• tevious - describes something that is fun or exciting, non-tedious
  

• The Twido Theorem - the 4th of Newton's Law's that was never released to the public because it was written in disappearing ink
  

• tonguebone - aka Jaw Bone
  

• trapsion - when two geometric term papers are accidentally stapled together, resulting in the second not being graded
  

• trevious - describes the condition of one who is happy because they are sad
  

• uborly - describes one who is obsessed with Euclid and his Elements of Geometry
  

• ultrasound - a very loud noise
  

• unbable - describes something that is unbearable
  

• unchipperish - of or pretaning to the act of not being chipperish
  

• urine - opposite of you're out
  

• unsanity - the act of not losing your mind, but it losing you
  

• vambolyn - one who is crazy
  

• vidiot - one who watches Baywatch for its unique plot and its interesting and real characters
  

• Wayniac - describes one who is obsessed with Wayne Newton
  

• winkerdis - the act of not being winkerish
  

• xylophat - pleasantly plump, overly obese
  

• yippo - a short yell
  

• zipple - to nibble at one's sleeve until it begins to unravel